Sunday, January 11, 2015

ATTENTION Los Angeles Unified School District EMPLOYEES 2015-16 Budget Proposal Message with its Explication Available Here, Now ( satire)

Message from Superintendent Cortines on Governor's 2015-16 Budget Proposal


Please see the message to employees from Superintendent Cortines.

Dear Employees


We appreciate Governor Jerry Brown's call for real prudence in facing the 2015-16 budget. At the same time, we are grateful that the Governor acknowledges with this budget proposal the value of public education in California
HE HAS GIVEN US MORE EXCUSES TO CUT WHAT DOES NOT SERVE  OUR PURPOSES WHILE ALLOWING US TO DEVALUE EDUCATION, BECAUSE FAILURE IS COSTING A US FORTUNE  
Regarding the Los Angeles Unified School District, today's proposal does offer an opportunity to close the more than $300 million deficit that we anticipate in 2015-16. This will get us closer to our goal of limiting the number of Reduction-in-Force notices that will need to be sent to employees.
RIGHT NOW IT IS ONLY $300 MILLION BUT YOU KNOW WE WILL HAVE MORE MONEY MISHAPS BEFORE MAY SO THESE PINK SLIPS ARE STILL COMING . WHEN THEY DO, WE WANT YOU AND PARENTS TO THINK  THINGS 
 COULD BE WORSE . AND THEY CAN BE BUT WE ALREADY SIGNED UP FOR ANOTHER BATCH OF INTERNS THIS NEXT SCHOOL YEAR So WE ARE COMMITTED TO OUR PURGE OF EVERY NEARLY VESTED SCOURGE THAT THREATENS SOLVENCY BY REALIZING A FULL PENSION 
 
  
Below are some highlights of today's announcement:
  1. As we have advocated, the State is promising to protect current eligible adult education programs for the 2015-16 school year as all school districts and community colleges transition to the new consortium-funding model. This new commitment allows us to reduce the deficit and maintain some programs we had expected to lose. WE DID ADVOCATE ADULT SCHOOLS ONCE WHEN IT WAS A FUNDING BONANZA, SO TECHNICALLY THAT IS TRUE  . WE WOULD BE SHUTTING THEM DOWN BUT OBAMA HAS A NEW SCAM WHICH ALL OF US ARE THRILLED BY BECAUSE IT MEANS MORE MAD MONEY TO BLOW ON CRONY JOBS AND IT IS  KICK BACK CITY ON BOOKS, TESTS, EDTECH AND GIFTS 
  2. Governor Brown has proposed to further expedite the implementation of the Local Control Funding Formula, which means we will invest more on highest-needs students. WELL, WE CAN DO THAT BUT WHY BOTHER.? WE KNOW THESE BRATTS ARE A LOST CAUSE UNLESS THEY ARE THE KIND WHO LIVE IN SUBURBS AHD EVEN THEN IT US A CRAP SHOOT 
  3. Schools across California are set to receive one-time funds which can be used to support a variety of purposes. I WILL NEVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH, WHAT IT CAN PAY FOR OR MENTION IT AGAIN UNLESS I HAVE TO. YOU WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT AND WE CAN HAVE ONE HELL OF A CHRISTMAS PARTY IN DECEMBER OR BETTER YET MY RETIREMENT BASH PART 2  .. TO NOT INVITE YOU TO ... YEAH THAT's the ticket  :

Our investments have netted educational gains for our students over the last several years. We will continue to work to meet our students' needs, as well as, our legal responsibility to balance the District's budget. Collaboratively, I am certain that we can and we will provide the necessary educational support every student deserves.
OUR RECKLESS SPENDING HAS MADE  STUDENTS HIPPER THAN EVER.  SEEING YOU TEACHERS EAT IT TIME AFTER TIME , YOU WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW THEY GET IT . NONE OF THEM WANT TO TEACH ANYMORE . AS LONG AS WE FEED THE LITTLE BLOOD SUCKERS TWICE   A DAY  , COUNT THEIR HEADS AHD TEST THEM WE WILL PASS THE SMELL TEST , WHICH IS NOT TOO HARD IN THE AFTERMATH OF DEASY' S UNCHECKED STENCH . THAT BUDGET HASN'OT BEEN BALANCED SINCE   I GOT MY FIRST AARP CARD . I DON'T SWEAT  IT , BUT YOU CAN . WE WILL THROW SOMETHING TOGETHER WHEN THE TIME COMES , NO ONE WILL EVEN LOOK AT IT ,  AND IF THEY DO , I WILL BE DEAD OR DROOLING BY THE TIME THEY GET AROUND TO DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THAT SAID YOU DAMN  TEACHERS  CAN SPARE US A LOT IF TROUBLE BY ACCEPTING NO.  THAT IS MY ONKY ANSWER, I MEAN IT. 
NO REMEDIATION,  NO ART  CIASS.  FORGET THE PLAY PRODUCTION , BANDS, CHOIRS , FEILD TRIPS , COLLEGE CENTERS , LIBRARIES , NURSES OR RAISES FOR YOUR KIND  . CLASS  SIZE  WILL GET A WAIVER;  IF YOU FOOLS  DONT  LIKE IT , ADMINISTRATORS  ARE PERMITTED TO USE THEIR JUDGEMENT AND CAN FIRE YOU AT WILL THANKS TO THE MONEY WE CAN NOW BUY OFF THE UNION  THUGGERY  WITH   . REMEMBER RESISTANCE  IS FUTILE BUT EVEN IF YOU DO NOT RESIST  SCHOOL POLICE ARE NOW PROTECTED BY OBAMA'S INITIATIVE FOR UNITY THAT GIVES COMPLETE IMPUNITY  TI POLICE ON CAMPUS .. TO COMPLAIN ,  GREIVE , QUESTION , CRITICIZE, MOCK , INTERRUPT AND  SO ON IS ALL IT TAKES FOR ME OR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SUPERIORS  TO GIVE THE NOD FOR THEM TO OPEN FIRE . BTW UTIA HAS CONCEDED TO ALL OF THIS AND ASKED US TO LET YOU KNOW COMPLAINTS WILL  BE MET WITH IMMEDIATE EXECUTION AS ENUMERATED  IN THE "TEACHERS HAVE NO  RIGHTS LAWS"  ALEC AND OBAMA RATIFIED TO THIN OUT ANNOYING SCAPEGOATS , WHISTLE BLOWERS, CAREER TEACHERS , ACTIVISTS AND ANYONE EISE WHO EVEN LOOKS AT US CROSS-EYED     
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND. 
Sincerely

Ramon C. Cortines

Dear Employees
Ramon C. Cortines
Superintendent


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